escape from the welsh mountain zoo

so ahs anyone out there ever visited the welsh mountain zoo?!!!!!!!!!!

So here i am battling against the world, or so it seems, trying to escape my boring and somewhat mundane everyday life!i wake up,i do nothing, i go to sleep!it's like groundhog day for me everyday!aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!so how am i going to escape from the welsh mountain zoo!!??? any idea's?!! and yes, the zoo does actually exist!!